BARBIE TORTURE

I suppose we’ll have to wait until after the holidays for Andrew to weigh in on the morality of this phenomenon. Of course, it’s important to consider the case where we know—by direct apprehension of the Platonic form of truth—that aliens will destroy the Earth and everyone on it unless Barbie is microwaved. Also, the Barbie in question parks in handicapped spaces.

—posted by Julian

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